If you need a smile have a look at the list of comments unlikely to be heard in a farmhouse during harvest!
Amongst my favourites are:
Can you go to the local machinery dealer and get me a new hose for the tractor. No rush.
Oh, you've hoovered - I better take my boots off.
I was going to combine the lower field tomorrow, but as it's your birthday we'll go out for the day instead.
For more harvest giggles visit the Farmers Weekly Website.